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You have such a wonderful sense of humour and seem like such a wonderful person! Have a happy day!

Mom??

I packed a lot of clothes in a suitcase for school now I’m too lazy to get them out so watch out world I’m going to wear the same 3 outfits for two weeks holla

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

checkhunter:

Follow for more average-looking selfies and hysterical posts made by other people

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

  • white people:

    this is SO spicy

  • me:

    it's water

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)